Consolation of the Imaginary
is not imaginary consolation

© everlark


#you two would make an excellent couple and also parents #'we should ground her' 'you know how to ground?' 'no but we should' #'we should go on a non-lethal date-night with you in a sparkly dress' 'you know how to date?' 'no but lets do it' #'we should get another dog' 'do you currently walk the dog we've got?' 'no but they could walk each other so lets' #'we should have another kid' 'do you know-' 'oh now that one I definitely know' *cavemane sexiteims* #sg1 #my ship is a majestic dinghy #sam carter #jack o'neill

Alright now, how is that possible? I mean…


#this week on Watch How Amanda Doesn't Laugh At Rick During A Scene Even Though She Really Wants To #an anticipated sequel to Every Episode You Are Dorks #jack o'neill #sam carter #your married is showing #sg1

Bonus gif:


#this episode was probably in my top five for a solid month #I went and saw Twilight just for him #no joke #what a Q T Pi #and mg I could read all the Sam!clone joins Jack!clone stories ever #there are so many good ones #in fact let me just go find them instead of sleeping... #sg1 #stargate

simonjadis:

in the wise words of Leslie Knope:


#y'all need Sam Carter in your lives #sg1 #stargate #sam carter #bamf

jumpingpuddles:

Stargate SG-1: The Quest, Part 2 (requested by apicturewithasmile)


#Y'ALL NEED SAM CARTER IN YOUR LIVES OKAAY #STOP AND GENUFLECT MOTHERFUCKERS #Sam Carter #and Mr Stankeye himself #Teal'c #and the even hotter than Loki badguy #Ba'al #and yes you read that right #because Cliff Simon can't do the ice bucket challenge #the water turns to steam before it hits his chest he's that hot #sg1

jumpingpuddles:

Stargate SG-1: Meridian


#this entire situation is very not okay #sg1

probably a conversation at one point in their careers 


#I WILL PAY LEGITIMATE MONEY TO HAV ETHEM DO THIS IN A REUNION SKIT #(preferably in bed naked) #(with rings on their fingers) #sg1 #my ship is a majestic dinghy

galathea-snb:

Sam: “Sir, I wanted to talk to you …” | 8x04 Zero Hour


#if you can't feel the married please don't say anything to me #sg1 #sam carter #jack o'neill #your married is showing #my ship is majestic dinghy

virkatjol:

valamaldoran:

What?

SO MUCH CUTE.


#I will fucking cage fight anyone who writes Sam as the serious and oblivious nerd with no sense of humour #just because Jack is athe biggest dork doesn't mean the whole lot of them aren't super dorks too #and that's what makes the Sam/Jack marriage so great y'all #because they get to have dorky morning sex #and the dorky arguments about who gets to fix the sink trap #and dorky motorbike riding competitions in the country #and more dork sex where they laugh at each other #and it's fucking beautiful okay #and Vala is a fucking QT-Pi too #and she and Daniel are ridiculous together but it's fabulous and just so great okay #and I have a lot of feelings about this show #sg1

simonjadis:

he should be better at this by now


#that's it #that's the show #these dorks are so stupid #science twins save the day again #sam carter #daniel jackson #sg1 #stargate

"Affinity was a pretty important episode. Pete proposed to Sam and that was interesting because you had Peter DeLuise directing [his brother] David. But when I read it I actually went,’Nooooo!’ The great thing about Rob is sometimes I just need to call him and bounce stuff off him and he’ll talk me down, off the ledge. He made a very compelling argument as to why she would say yes. The only issue I had with Affinity was that I didn’t think she’d kiss him in the work environment. I fought that tooth and nail, but then, of course, ultimately, I’m an actor on a show and it’s my job to do what’s written in the script. I didn’t think she’d say yes to his proposal and then kiss him in that environment. I thought it was so unprofessional of her. After everything this woman has been through and everything she has done it was so inappropriate and so not something that she would feel comfortable doing. Her work is her work, and that’s what’s always driven this woman. For her to suddenly say yes to a proposal of marriage from her boyfriend at the end of this stakeout situation, with Special Forces guys and the victims still there, I just didn’t think that she would say yes and I didn’t think that she’d neck with him. In the end I sort of went, ‘OK, well, I guess I’ve just got to do what I’m told.’"

 
- "New Orders" - Dreamwatch - January 2005 (archived on Amanda Tapping’s website, author unknown)

#Amanda had to be TALKED DOWN OFF THE LEDGE about Affinity#Amanda needed a VERY COMPELLING ARGUMENT to be convinced that Sam should say yes to Pete’s propsal#(wish I knew what that argument was)#Amanda fought Sam kissing Pete at the stakeout TOOTH AND NAIL#Amanda DIDN’T THINK SAM WOULD SAY YES TO PETE#Amanda went along with Sam saying yes to Pete and kissing him because IT WAS HER JOB AND HER BOSSES TOLD HER SHE HAD TO#I mean I knew Amanda was one of us#I knew she shipped Sam and Jack as hard as if not harder than we did#I know Amanda is very smart#and that she protected her character’s integrity#and that she urged the Stargate writers to write characters who happened to be women#rather than the other way around#but y’all I’m a little verklempt#because reading between the lines and accounting for the This Is Going In A Publication filter#Amanda totally knew that Pete was a crappy guy to inflict on Sam#man I’d love to talk to her about that whole plotline someday#off the record and get the unfiltered version


#amanda tapping #sam carter #fucking pete #sg1 #stargate #the biggest NOTP that ever did sail #if only briefly


#don't even talk to me about this ship #my ship is a majestic dinghy #sg1

#sHOOT ME IN THE FACE IT WOULD HURT LESS


#these two #sg1 #sam carter #jack o'neill #my ship is a majestic dingy

carterlys:

SG-1 + looking like a 90s pop group


#which backstreet boy is gay #sg1


#my ship is a majestic dinghy #sam carter #au carter #jack o'neill #this scene is so heartbreaking for Alt!Sam #and so awks for Our!Sam #and so confusing for Jack #and nobody wins and everyone is sad #sg1 #stargate