Consolation of the Imaginary

the-absolute-best-posts:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

(Source: ihavemyboydays)

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: putamerdahermes)

berdych:

for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

get-in-loser-were-going-moshing:

deanisanactualprincess:

halfhalfling:

Why do I love Crowley?

i really want to know what the prop department wrote on there i mean for all we know it could say balls a thousand times

i hope it says balls a thousand times

It’s probably one of their favourite fanfics that they like to re-read and they just copy-pasted it